1) I'm not Fat, I'm easy to see.
2) Exercise?? -- Thought you said extra fries.
3) Dear Diet,
Things aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You are tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you.
4) " You don't have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful.......beauty is the size of your heart, not the size of your jeans."
5) NO matter how much I eat, at least my shoes still fit.
2) Exercise?? -- Thought you said extra fries.
3) Dear Diet,
Things aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You are tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you.
4) " You don't have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful.......beauty is the size of your heart, not the size of your jeans."
5) NO matter how much I eat, at least my shoes still fit.